The Daily Newds

• Students bare all in annual Polar Bear Run. [link]
• A high school art teacher has been suspended for merely recommending nude figure drawing classes to his students. Four of the students enrolled in classes, but the school board allegation is that the teacher did not involve any parents and that the students were too young to be drawing nudes. As someone points out in the article, on the stupidity scale of 1-10, this is an 11. [link]
• In Michigan, there is no free speech for the penis. [link]
• Why does God ask questions if he already knows the answers? Perhaps we should ask God why he made us all naked if he wanted us to be ashamed of our own nakedness. [link]
• Will stripping naked in an airport get you a free ticket? Yes, to jail. [link]