The Daily Newds

• Nude bathers on Budleigh Beach in England have been relocated by a police officer after a complaint was made. According to the report, people have been sunbathing nude in the area since the 1800s.
• In celebrity newds, Pamela Anderson stripped to her g-string for PETA, while Ashlee Simpson reportedly turned down $4 million to bare all for Playboy.
• Nudist action groups are planning to approach lawmakers to have anti-nudity ordinances overturned in California. One of the arguments against the nudity is "because some people find sexual gratification by flocking to nude beaches, observing naturists, and committing lewd and lascivious acts". On the more rational side, the naturists are finding almost no public opposition to the idea of restoring the nude beaches.
• This columnist makes a good case in support of dismissed Austin, Texas teacher Tamara Hoover, who got in trouble because she posed for nude art photos.