The Weekend Newds

• On Iran's Caspian Riviera, fibreglass barriers are being erected so that men will not be able to see women in their bathing suits.
• The South Shore Arts Council on Prince Edward Island is celebrating 25 years of accomplishments. In the beginning, there were many locals who wondered why it was necessary for them to be drawing nude models.

  People were told ‘If you want to draw the groceries, you have to take them out of the bag.’ There were no more questions after that.

• Shoppers in the UK were startled by a group of nude dancers on top of a double decker bus, but it turned out to be just people in body stockings promoting bath products.
• A study shows that men who look at nude photos are more likely to look at faces first before any other body areas.
• A Northern Arizona University student who has been a nudist since she was 10 is trying to organize a nudist club at her school.

  "I talk to people on Facebook who go naked to the beach but would never think of going to a club," Faber says. Faber says she hikes and cooks naked. "It hurts if the grease pops," Faber says. "Some people I know have gone skydiving naked, but I refuse."

• Carmen Electra is hosting the Naked Women's Wrestling League (click for video).
• Former supermodel Paulina Porizkova has a problem with older women like Farrah Fawcett and Jaid Barrymore posing nude.

  She said: 'Do you really think they looked hot? I don't think so. Those pictures gave me nightmares. I thought they looked like train wrecks. Somebody should have told them to know better.

• Thousands of corporate recruits across Japan will be facing "fancy-dress humiliation" as part of some sort of pop culture ritual, with nude suits causing the most commotion.

  The suits were so realistic that many elderly Japanese assumed that they were being subjected to a deeply inappropriate burlesque show at what should have been family viewing time. NHK, flooded with the largest number of complaints it has received, was forced to spend New Year's Day drafting an official apology.

• BEST OF THE BREAST: Jennifer Garner refers to her post-nursing breasts as "baby biscuits"; Women with an ample supply are selling their breast milk online, and some of the customers are men with breast milk fetishes; and if you are one of the men purchasing breast milk online, drinking it just might help you slim down; finally, an 18 year-old woman has been charged with assaulting a police officer with breast milk - apparently she sprayed the officer with milk from her right breast after being arrested for shoplifting.

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