The Daily Newds

• A police chief in Sweden has been forced to resign after posting photos of himself in skimpy bathing trunks on a dating web site. I was under the impression that the Swedes were more progressive on issues such as this. While this article does mention that the man has children, it does not say whether he is married or not. It seems to me that the man's private life has absolutely nothing to do with his professional duties. The guy was apparently just lonely and looking for companionship. Societies MUST become more tolerant of normal human behavior, this police chief harmed no one, and now his reputation and professional career have been ruined. To be fair, all the models who posed nearly nude for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue should all lose their jobs, too.
• Jennifer Aniston reportedly gets naked and hairless for her new film. I guess she'll lose her job and reputation, too.
• More reputations ruined. Olympic Curling athletes pose nude for calendar.
• Kansas Senate passes mother's right to breastfeed anywhere in public 39-0.
• Here's a little article on skinny dipping in Europe.
• College newspaper publishes tips on how to be happy naked.