The Daily Newds 1/15/08

• A Connecticut nudist is mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore.

  After all remember when skinny-dipping was a laughable situation . Now in most states its not laffable (sic) anymore its a SEX CRIME!!!! And you can go to jail for years for just swimming naked or almost naked. Florida for example has laws now governing how much skin a bikini has to cover. Connecticut has streaker on its sex offenders list. [gather]

• A Montreal dance presentation contains "group nudity ranging from crude but humorous exhibitionism to a visual finale unlike any you've ever seen". [canada.com]
• A former school custodian found with over a thousand explicit images of child pornography claims that he got them from visiting nudist Web pages. [twincities.com]
• An intrepid journalist is shocked! shocked! to find pornography readily available on the Internet, and it's on library computers! [wfaa.com]
• A Nigerian politician wants to impose a legal dress code.

  Speaking with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) yesterday in Abuja, Ekaette said "if you want to wear something, I believe there are certain parts of the body that must be covered. You cannot go naked in the name of fashion," she said. [allafrica.com]

• Isn't it ironic? A California columnist only wants to see nudity on "reality shows" and not in actual real life.

  Wear clothes when fetching the morning paper. No one wants to see you naked, including your spouse. While in a perfect world, we'd all look good enough and be comfortable enough to walk down our driveways with a minimum of clothing, the fact is we're just not that attractive. If we were, we'd be on a reality TV show. Ask yourself this question before walking down the driveway in your underwear: Am I in a reality TV show? If not, put some clothes on. [contracostatimes.com]

• A house party featured about 400 teenagers "going to the toilet out the front, throwing bottles and jumping on cars", but things actually "got worse when a youth paraded naked in front of the media". [news.com.au]
• Male strippers are just part of a girl's night out in Moscow.

  "The average western woman, if she were to go to a male striptease, would be considered somewhat of a pervert," said a 29 year-old American teacher watching the show.
  
  "Whereas here women appreciate the male body. There's no concern about traditional values," she added, declining to give her name. [uk.reuters.com]

  
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