The Daily Newds

• A reporter is embarrassed while conducting an interview at a nude beach, but not for the obvious reason.
• 150 people have signed a letter which will be presented to the City Council in Loveland, Colorado, requesting that a recently installed bronze sculpture entitled "Triangle" should be removed because the three human figures depicted are nude. Loveland resident Terri Bellinghausen, who rode her bike out to look at the statue, said, "We understand that it's raising up humanity," Bellinghausen said. "But I'm not sure I like looking at naked sculptures." The simple solution is don't look at it, and let the thousands of other residents who appreciate art enjoy the piece.
• Shakira wants to live permanently nude.
• Three men in Sweden were found walking completely naked and were escorted home by police. Apparently some unknown women snatched their clothes.