The Weekend Newds

• Austin, Texas, schoolteacher Tamara Hoover has resigned her position rather than argue her case in a termination hearing. When the school was alerted to the fact that nude photos of Hoover were posted on the Internet, she was immediately put on paid leave. She apparently felt that she was better off to simply move on and will pursue a career at the university level.
• In London, an art gallery is featuring a live naked woman holding a dead pig. The true meaning of the performance was not explained, perhaps it lies in the mind of the beholder.
• Libertarians in Kansas have filed a lawsuit against local sheriff's deputied for blocking a fundraiser at the Lake Edun nudist resort. Local rulings prohibit the staging of commercial events at the resort, but the plaintiffs argue that a fundraiser is political, not commercial, and there is nothing on the books to prohibit political activity.
• A Maine art gallery is featuring "What's Nude?", an exhibit celebrating the human form.