The Weekend Newds

• Are naked passengers the solution to air safety?
• A club featuring nude women is slated to open in a church-owned building.
• A writer observes that the people who look the best naked are not necessarily the ones with the "best" bodies - they're the ones who look "at home" in their skin.
• Paradise Valley resort in Georgia is going upscale.
• A reporter visits a nudist resort and copes with interviewing naked people by imagining them in their underwear.
• The first nude resort exclusively for celebrities has opened in California.
• An art show entitled "As Naked as You Wanna Be" is being held as a benefit for Texas schoolteacher Tamara Hoover, who is facing unemployment due to nude photos of her posted on the Internet. The irony here is that you cannot be as naked as you wanna be at the exhibit.
• Hilary Swank dances naked for a new Guerlain ad.
• London has its own nude teacher scandal. A 37 year-old woman posed nude for the "How to Look Good Naked" TV show, and the private school that employs her will be discussing the matter when everyone returns at the end of summer.