The Daily Newds

• In a rare candid moment, a porn director confesses that his industry is only about making a buck, and is all fantasy.

  Porn creates false expectations of what people should look like. It creates false ideas about class and gender...A lot of people consume porn. But it's not a subject people talk about at the watercooler...

• Breastfeeding enhances vision. There is no evidence that it works on adults, only babies.
• A nude statue in China is causing quite a stir.
• Women's breasts have once again proved to be the most dangerous objects on the planet. Some 12 year-old schoolchildren in the UK were exposed to a photo of a topless woman in a tabloid, and authorities immediately responded.

  Headteacher Richard Maudsley said: "There were no child protection issues. We reported it to the council who acted brilliantly. They swung into action in a bigger way than I thought possible. We dealt with it and moved on. This site is as safe and secure as we can make it."

• A hospital in the UK, seeking cheaper women's breasts, has begun knitting its own.
• A naturist photographer blogs about his photos and philosophies.

  I did know that a lot of people have hang-ups about nudity; I found that out when I first started shoot nudes in my spare time at my studio 20+ years ago in very trendy London. But really! In this day and age there are more important things to get hot under the collar about. Assuming your wearing one that is.

• A kid's clothing catalog has been banned over "sexual" poses.
• A distressed man writes Annie about problems with his nudist wife.

  Last week, she called me at work and asked if I could come home early as she wanted me to meet her brother's best friend. When I got home, they were all swimming in the nude. When my wife got out of the pool, I can tell you that her brother's friend was not looking at her like a sister.

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