The Daily Newds

• A Physical Education teacher in the UK has been suspended for apparently showing a bit too much of her physique on a modeling agency's web site.

  In her defence Miss Crolla was reported in the ‘News of the World’ as saying: "I can understand why some people would go ballistic at the idea of a teacher stripping off, but my view is I’m not harming anybody doing it."

• Nine out of ten town council candidates showed up for a debate at a Florida nudist resort.

  The rare, innocent mix of skin and politics also drew five media photographers, two television news crews and a couple of newspaper columnists. Morley Schloss, Sunsport's owner and the forum's moderator, asked whether anyone minded having their photo taken. No one did.

• Adult businesses are under attack in Kennebunk, Maine, even though there are no such businesses in the community, and no such businesses have expressed interest in locating there.
• What do nudists, Schlitz beer and vitamin D have in common?
• Nudists in Pasco County, Florida, are showing their economic clout by passing $2 bills at local establishments.

  A similar promotion turned more than a few heads when Paradise Lakes tried it during the mid 1980s, recalled longtime Paradise Lakes resident Jack Gibson. He suggested reviving the idea this time around. "It was interesting to hear the reaction when people tried to use the $2 bills," he said. "It was a real hoot." Gibson is now 58. He's still zealous about his clothing-optional lifestyle. It's family friendly and healthy, he said. He wants me to come visit his resort. That can wait. Meanwhile, Gibson is eager to start spreading around his crisp new $2 bills. The reaction he gets from local store clerks should be revealing.

• Jane magazine had to cancel a planned "Guide to Boobs" article when someone sent a mass e-mail identifying the 53 women who were promised anonymity when they posed.
• A German man who spent 10 days on top of a pole to protest a jail sentence was lured down when his wife sent him up a topless photograph of herself in his lunch box. Or maybe he just needed a bathroom break.
• The "Boobs on Bikes" parade in New Zealand was held without incident.

  Spectators Iain Marshall and Kliff Tappin said it was good to see a wide variety of people enjoying the spectacle. "People say sex and perversion are wrong but look at it - when it's free to the public, half the city comes out," said Tappin.

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