The Sunday Newds 10/14/07

• Ask Amy advises a woman to split from her fiance because he has nude photos of her and some of his exes on his computer, but neglects to tell her that once she jilts him the photos are going to be all over the Internet. [startribune.com]
• Getting naked in the UK is worth £50. [kentnews.com.uk]
• A woman finds the sight of her 5 year-old's bare bottom more frightening than a Halloween mask of George Bush. [orlandosentinel.com]
• The Canadian Sex Party is calling for legislation requiring more designated clothes-free areas for nudists. [canadaeast.com]
• People seem to be shocked by the fact that Brad Pitt is actually naked under his clothes. [transworldnews.com]
• Britney Spears has reportedly been ordered by a judge to keep her bald pudendum covered in public. [showbizspy.com]
• A Florida businessman declares that he is going to open a classy topless gentlemen's club in Massachusetts even if he has to take his case to The Supreme Court. [boston.com]
• Germaine Greer explains why women artists are willing to strip down for art's sake. [arts.guardian.co.uk]
• A Western Michigan student was apparently too drunk to drive, so he streaked a crowd of 30,000 at a football game instead. [mlive.com]
• A naked man in Times Square tries to get a steak dinner, checks messages on his cell phone, and apparently likes wearing only one black sock. [nypost.com]
• Idiot politicians do some research and decide that banning droopy drawers is probably unconstitutional. [iberianet.com]
• An Australian cricket team decides that a nude calendar to raise funds for their club is a better idea that their usual chicken meat raffle. [thedaily.com.au]
• Eva Mendes likes to prune her bushes in the nude. [postchronicle.com]
• 400 Canadian nudists are having a lot of problems finding a pool for their swims. [peacearchnews.com]
• It doesn't get much more nuder or gayer than "Naked Boys Singing!" [movies.nytimes.com]
  
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