The Daily Newds, Part Two

• The days of wearing clothing for purposes of modesty are rapidly coming to a close. In the UK, there are plans to install x-ray cameras on lamp posts.
• Drought-stricken Australians are planning a nude rain dance.
• Kelly Osbourne stated recently that she would bare all for Playboy, yet she was thrown off a nude beach for refusing to take off her top.
• Just when you begin to believe that the general population is beginning to take global warming seriously, some right wing nut writes this:

  I can only say that there is absolutely no credible evidence of significant human influence where global warming is concerned. The planet heats and cools cyclically, and nothing Man does, short of a nuclear holocaust, can change it. Those on the left who attempt to inflict their views upon us are perfectly willing to use whatever tactics are necessary to achieve their goals of worldwide communism and primitive living. The bogus Kyoto Accord is a perfect example of the junk science and harmful regulations being pushed by leftists in every walk of life - from grassroots organizations to the anti-American United Nations.

  Of course, he then takes on the World Naked Bike Ride:

  The adults who participated in this disgusting display should be arrested, tried, convicted and registered as sex offenders. Exposing one’s self to a child is a criminal offense, and these freaks should not be allowed such a flagrant violation of both the law and human decency.

• Australians are conducting an online poll to determine support for public nude beaches.

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