Saturday, August 02, 2008

All Nudist Women Are Whores

No, no, no, that's not my opinion, but it's the only conclusion one can draw from this statement:
Traditionally, good taste dictates that one should display breast or leg. Only prostitutes flaunt both, so have a care, unless you are looking for more adventurous ways to supplement the housekeeping.
So says etiquette "expert" Mrs. Mills of the Times Online, who is quoted in a new article on "big breasts".

This media driven frenzy about body parts is truly out of control.

Claudia Croft, the writer of the article, goes on to say:
I abide by three rules: 1) Getting them fully out is a no-no, even if you're in the south of France. It's nothing to do with unsightly saggage - only sluts go topless. 2) Using them in the boardroom is provincial. A girl in a suit with tidemark foundation and big boobs out for all to see is the female equivalent of a short, balding businessman with two mobiles. Just watch the next series of The Apprentice. 3) Never, ever, wish to have small ones. Ever! Even in the face of a tank top. The French say that a woman without breasts is like a bed without a pillow, and they are right. A friend who tried big prosthetics for a day reported that large ones were “very, very fun - everyone perked up when they saw me”.

Case closed.
Excuse me while I vomit. When it comes to women's breasts, this is the most offensive article I've ever read. Not even Hugh Hefner at his most sexist would have ever insulted women in general to such a degree.

I'm really at a loss for words here. As a naturist who has nothing but respect for all bodies, this is just impossible for me to digest.

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2 comments:

tlyoung88 said...

I wanted to ask a question that has been bugging me. Despite what society says, we know that not all nudist women are sluts.

But what about the few nudists girls that do frequent nudist activities who have loose morals. There are strippers who pass through, and they know to keep their day job separate.

There will be an occasional swinger or two. So how do these women get on with the rest? Have they ever been a problem? This isn't hypothetical. I've met a few.

tlyoung88 said...

I had a tangential question. As an active nudist we will run into a few women at the clubs who are, shall we say, have looser morals. And we do know a few swingers. Maybe a stripper or two.

Sure it's their behavior that we watch for, not their nudity. So has it ever been a problem for anyone?