The Daily Newds

• Lebanese Interior Minister denies approving a nudist beach. In addition, being gay in Lebanon carries a six month jail term.
• In Taiwan, a nude protest rally is planned to show opposition to nuclear power.
• A couple has been arrested for being nude on Higbee Beach.
• Columnist Mark Steyn cites the World Naked Bike Ride as a sign that the Democrats cannot win in November. It's just another straw man argument in the conservative lexicon to detract from the true issues that confront America today. Note that the article never mentions that the WNBR was a protest against oil dependency and was a WORLDWIDE protest.
• A slanted article decries the easy accessibility of "sexually explicit" material on the boardwalk at Ocean City, New Jersey. Oh, my God! Look! It's a poster of a nearly-naked Carmen Elektra! Run!
• Singer Pink wants to be invisible and run around naked pulling people's hair.
• When he's sixty-four - the cute Beatle has a landmark birthday.
• Filmmaker Frank Caruso launches the 2nd Annual Art of Love Film Festival in Toronto. "Some people just don't know how to react, and get all squirmy. I find it humorous sometimes, and sometimes I find it irritating. Grow up. We're just talking about human bodies...We live in a really weird society. I don't get it," he sighs. "Everywhere I look violence is glorified. People have no problem letting their kids watch that crap."