Sunday, August 15, 2010

Nude Limerick for a Sweltering Day

There was once a young woman named Rose
Who enjoyed taking off all her clothes.
On her bike she would ride
Not ashamed of her hide
From her nose to her cute little toes.

It was summertime sweltering heat
Which made Rose expose more than her feet.
"Why, I haven't a care
Wearing only the air!"
She exclaimed as she rode down the street.

All the townspeople gathered to stare
Such a sight was incredibly rare.
'Cause this ample young girl
On her head had no curl
A Godiva with very short hair.

Soon the story spread out far and wide
Many others joined in for the ride
"Unless you are a prude
Being nude is not rude"
Rose explained with a heart full of pride.

copyright 2010 nudiarist

(note: this is a revised version to correct the meter)


Rick said...

I really enjoyed your limerick. Thanks for sharing that.

Tom Roark said...

A conservative cleric called Snood
Sought to keep his congregants pewed
A cyclist named Rose
Who rode without clothes
Helped keep them appalled and amused.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Rose... a flower so sweet

Elton said...


Anonymous said...

Watch out, Robert Frost!

Radiation said...

Great poem! Too bad the textilers won't be here to read it. Most of my comment's off topic, but i'm always eager to think up anything to promote nudism & topfreedom.

Besides poems, music can also encourage nudity. I put most of my idea for this on the Guerrilla Naturism page but forgot to say that in many songs the video part should not be shown. The reason is because on most music videos, such as Take It Off, they don't remove their underclothes, implying that people should just get mostly naked.

Another idea is write web addresses on rocks. On hikes I bring a marker & when no ones around I pick up a rock & write on it & put it in an offset spot spaced maybe 160 yards apart depending on the wilderness & terrain. Since I don't want people to associate graffiti with nudists or topfree advocates I choose rocks that are only up to several inches big.
Also, besides Academic Naturist's idea of dropping a leaf every so often I write on living leafs sometimes, especially if its a weed since people would not mind if there's size 15 font on weed leafs.

Another easy thing to do is make prints of all the ideas on Guerrilla Naturism (plus other ideas) & give a copy to activist-type people the next time you visit a nudist place. Just be sure it doesn't fall into someone's hands who hates nudity.

One thing to always keep in mind is just be an activist at the right place & time, don't be an extremist. We don't want a bad impression with a culture that currently doesn't like us.