Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Man Streaks Weight Loss Center

Police are looking for a man who twice ran nude by a weight loss center, smiling and waving.
Police don't have much information to identify the man except that he is possibly in his sixties. He was wearing a green hat and the women at the gym said he was very hairy.
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Monday, July 21, 2008

Boy Scouts Search for Nudist Camp

Anthony Buccino has written an amusing reminiscence of a time when he and a bunch of other Boy Scouts went on an unscheduled hike in search of a local nudist camp, and while they did not find it, they did discover skinny-dipping in the process. The story reminds me of when I was a kid, having fun in the woods with no video games, no cell phones, and no gps systems.
The map showed a creek off to the west and we headed through a farmer's field. We got to the river and although it wasn't a huge wide river, it might as well have been. And anyway, none of us had brought along swim trunks. Who would think to bring swim trunks to a nudist colony?

Some of us stripped down (everyone but me) and jumped in the water, swimming and splashing.
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Friday, July 11, 2008

Makes Clothes Irresistible

A new British commercial depicts a naturist and his wife having marital problems stemming from the intoxicating smell of clothing washed with "Comfort".

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Thursday, July 03, 2008

"The Onion" Tackles Prudishness

Today's Young People Are Not Appropriately Terrified of Sex:
The dirty sex is everywhere today, in magazines, on the radio, and in the Pringles commercials where the youngsters gyrate their hips lasciviously in mixed company and open their mouths wide to the camera. Every product has some sort of prurient innuendo built into its ad: Just Do It. Bigger Is Better. The More Potato Potato Chip. The Quicker Picker-Upper. In my day, the government would have forced that seductively grinning Bounty woman from the airwaves in the name of decency. But now there is a whole channel on which each evening I must watch the true and shocking stories of bare-breasted young cheerleaders, coeds, and nurses in 90-minute segments.
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Saturday, June 28, 2008

WTF? Potentially Offensive?

There is apparently a new standard adopted by government agencies to protect us from ourselves: potentially offensive. It's not exactly offensive, but someone somewhere could potentially find it offensive.

The protector of the public's interest in this case is the North Carolina Division of Motor Vehicles, who this week notified 10,000 holders of license plates with the letters WTF that they can get a replacement tag for free.

WTF?

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

All Fired Up

Lorene Kinslow is mad as Hell over the foreign newspaper used as packing material for her new propane grill because it had pictures of women with no clothes on.
"I was furious. Something like this came to the United States. A family could've bought this. It wasn't the fact that I don't have my children living here with me but if a husband, a family and kids could've got a hold of that, that was just wrong, wrong,"
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