The Daily Newds

• Twin sisters in their twenties snapped photos of each other in lingerie, and some topfree, and did so in the presence of a 5 year-old boy, who allegedly also took some of the photos. Naturally the employees at Walgreens called the police, and the pair will be charged with "exposing a child to harmful material". Were these women stupid? Absolutely. But did they really do "harm" to this child? Of course not. He's likely to be harmed much more by the violence that prime time TV offers up every night. But remember, female nipples are weapons of mass destruction in America.
• A Minnesota nude beach is about to be extinct because the police plan to start arresting skinny dippers.
• Bowling balls on an ironing board: here is a guide to selecting the "right" breast implants.
• Dan Spears is teaching naturist yoga in New Jersey - the first lesson is free, so check it out if you live near Morristown.
• The creator of "Girls Gone Wild" is planning a chain of topfree restaurants.
• Marylee Shrider believes that the federal government should be playing nanny when it comes to protecting children from online pornography.

  So what makes the Internet so sacred, porn so accepted? Yes, it's the parents' job to protect and correct, but even the most vigilant parent can't be everywhere with their children. But that's not the point. Exposing children and
  young teens to the debauched free-for-all that is Internet porn is nothing if not criminal. How ironic it's the courts that don't get it.

  The courts do get it - it's called the first amendment and it trumps Marylee's wishes. Get some filtering software, or just don't allow your children unsupervised access to the Internet.
• Both the New York Times and the New Haven Register have refused to run an ad for a play at Yale because the image of a woman's nude torso with an apple over her pubic area has been deemed to be "obscene".

  Drama School Dean James Bundy said the controversial image was developed in the summer of 2006 to promote the production, which will run from March 30 to April 21. The image was also used in conjunction with a subscription campaign last fall, and it continues to be displayed on the theater’s Web site and on posters outside the theater and the Drama School. Bundy said the ads were closely scrutinized before going into production. “Many people within the organization looked at the image,” he said. “We recognized that some people might be uncomfortable with it, but we also felt it captured something essential about the play and the production. ‘Lulu’ is a complicated, adult play, and the image communicates that quickly.”

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