Saturday, November 10, 2007

Romney: Adam and Eve Looked "Promiscuous"


Former Massachusetts Governor and Presidential candidate Mitt Romney was in New Hampshire today, and as he passed a tree with large leaves he noted that "Adam and Eve would not have looked as promiscuous if they had had leaves this big."

OK, Mitt, with whom would Adam and Eve have been promiscuous? Were Adam and Eve automatically slutty simply because they were naked as God had made them? Why am I asking questions about a religious fairy tale as if Adam and Eve actually existed?

Romney's supporters will slough off this comment as being merely a joke, but sometimes it is the off-the-cuff remark that reveals much more about a politician's true self than any prepared speech. To Romney, nudity, even in the Biblical sense, is dirty. Good thing he wears those magic underpants to protect his own manhood from promiscuity and damnation.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

They must have been really, really promiscuous. How else could we have gotten a population of more than 6 billion in the 6000 years the Christian fundamentalists tell us we've had?

Elton said...

Hi!

Mitt may have said something off hand, he's human afterall. But let me explain something:

The Temple Garment, represented by the picture above, is symbolic. Many of my brothers and sisters do wear it 24/7; but some of us nudists and are LDS do not.

That's all I am going to say.