Sunday, July 20, 2008

"The Beach is a Fellini Movie"

It never ceases to amaze me how some people hold the normal human body in contempt. Jim Shea writes:
The beach is a Fellini movie...Who among us has not suffered from PTBD (Post Traumatic Beach Disorder) after having witnessed a large, preening mass of male body hair in a tiny Speedo parading among the blankets?...Some (beaches) oppose it (the thong) because they cater to families and recognize the potential conflict between a passing bare bottom and a 5-year-old's inclination to point and squeal: "Daddy, look at her tush, she must eat a lot of Jell-O."
Sorry, Jim, it's not the 5 year-old kid with the problem, it's you.

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